Happy Prosperous Couples Celebrate International Socialist Love Day

24 June 2010 § Leave a comment


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Revodna, 9 p.m. — Couples in love, both young and old, gathered this evening in Vladik Square to celebrate the 70th International Socialist Love Day. After a rousing, three-hour speech by the Minister for Interpersonal Relationships Uri Gurgur exhorting the couples to strengthen their love of socialism, the Peoples’ Army set off a glorious firework display. The firework appeared in the shape of a heart which delighted the audience. They responded with rousing applause.

After the firework, all the women were screened for sexually transmitted diseases and ability to conceive. Those with STDs or an infertal womb were then whisked away for a restful stay at the International Socialist Love Labor Camp.

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