No Planes Collide at Air Show
3 April 2010 § Leave a comment
This collision did not occur.
Bengovia, Oprosk Province, 12:34 p.m. — Those in attendance at today’s Koskovian Peoples’ Liberation Air Force Air Show in the small city of Bengovia, Oprosk Province, did not see any air collisions due to pilot drunkenness. The heroic pilots of the KPLAF 5th Wing put on a splendid showing of the latest technology used to ensure the KPLAF controls the skies in defense of the working class and of the Revolution. As both pilots received rigorous instruction in the tenants of Marxism-Leninism-Stalinism-Vladikism, no collision was possible, and most certainly 34 people were not killed.
The Commissar for Air Shows, Air Vice Marshal Yuri Sbodoga, congratulated the pilots on the fields.