Delightful Scene Unfolds Outside of Ministry of Health

13 March 2009 § Leave a comment


Actors portraying excess mucus stop local women Farika Hunzaga outside of the Ministry of Health this morning.

Palace of Revolutionary Health, 3 p.m. — Employees of the Ministry of Health dressed in delightful costumes portraying excess mucus  (the inevitable result of winter colds) danced and sang outside of the Ministry of Health this morning, trying to spread the word about the importance of personal cleanliness in combating the spread of disease.

One such person, 37 year old Farika Hunzaga, an employee of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and the mother of six, gratefully accepted several pamphlets on the importance of soap. “What a delightful way to spread the word about cleanliness!” she laughed. When asked to exit her vehicle and pose for a photograph for the Daily Truth, she happily complied.

When she could not adequately explain the dirt under her fingernails, however, she was shot in the head.

Her children, still in the car, cheered the swift action of the Ministry of Health Enforcement Squad.

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