Vice-Chairman Urges War Against Dictarabistan!

14 March 2007 § Leave a comment

Vice-Chairman of the Executive Council of the Central Committee of the Congress of Peoples’ Deputies Josef Kulik

Revodna, 4 p.m. — Josef Kulik, Vice-Chairman of the Executive Council of the Central Committee of the CPD, and the closest advisor to President & Chairman Vladik, today announced the findings of a secret special commission created last December to investigate charges of the most serious nature against President Barabas al-Niki of Dictarabistan. According to the Vice-Chairman, the findings are:

• President al-Niki has used torture against his own citizens!

• The state run cubic zirconia factory DRSCUZ has consistently overcharged the government of Koskovia for that precious commodity for more than ten years!

• The government of Dictarabistan has been pursuing the development of weapons of mass destruction for use against the peaceful people of Fanatistan!

The Vice-Chairman thus urged the Congress to consider launching a pre-emptive strike against such a dangerous and unstable regime! His speech was received by the members of the Congress with long and thunderous applause.

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