Corrections to the Great Koskovian Encyclopedia Needed

12 March 2007 § Leave a comment

Revodna, 2 p.m. β€” The Central Committee for the Publication, Correction, and Revision of the Great Koskovian Encyclopedia (CCPCRGKE) announced this afternoon that an error has been discovered in the latest edition of the national encyclopedia which all citizens received in January of 2007.

On page fifty-eight of volume three, there appears an article and photograph entitled: “Fedik, Viktor Sergeyevich.” This article references a fictional person who certainly never served on the Executive Council of the Central Committee of the Congress of Peoples’ Deputies, and who therefore never could have possibly defected to Germany last night. It appears that an employee in the Art Department created this obviously false mock-up as a place holder, and due to human error the article ended up in the final version.

As truth and honesty is the hallmark of any socialist state, the CCPCRGKE issued a directive to all citizens to cut this article out and burn it. The ashes should be returned via KoskoviaPost to: CCPCRGKE, #22 Avenue of Free Peoples, Suite 10, Revodna, G-873-B-99. The mailing should include your name, age, profession, address, and national identification number. The deadline for this mailing is tomorrow at 5 p.m.

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