New Palace of the People Complete!

22 September 2006 § Leave a comment

Revodna, 7 p.m. — Construction on the new Palace of the People finished this evening! This glorious triumph of socialist planning and architecture will from now on be the home of the President and Chairman of the Republic. As both positions are currently held by Mladik Vladik, he and his family will, for the forseeable future, be the only residents.

The Palace, however, is the property of all citizens of Koskovia, and its doors will be flung open on Saturday, 22 September, from 3 p.m. to 3:10 p.m. for any citizen-owner to view his or her new official home!

President and Chairman Vladik has pledged to keep the property well-maintained, and has put up a 587,004,736 lik security deposit in the Koskovia Central Banking House.


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