Everything Is Fine
14 August 2006 § Leave a comment
Revodna, 4:40 p.m. — Everything is perfectly fine in the Peoples’ Free Democratic Republic of Koskovia. There are no internal difficulties, and President and Chairman Mladik Vladik is firmly in control of his faculties, and of the nation.
Really, everything is perfectly normal. The Ministry of Information has not been able to post updates lately due to computer difficulty, and a rather stubborn locked door.