Joint New Year Editorial Studied*

12 January 2006 § Leave a comment

Revodna, 4 p.m. — The joint editorial of the newspapers of the Communist Party of Koskovia, the Koskovian People’s Army and the Mladik Vladik Socialist Youth League entitled “Make a Higher Leap Full of Great Ambition and Confidence” is briskly studied and disseminated in different countries. A joint seminar of political parties and organizations took place in Kinshasa, Democratic Congo, and a reading session on it was held by the Indian Youth Group for the Study of Works of Comrade Mladik Vladik.

A similar session was also held in Lahore, Pakistan on Jan. 3 and 4. Jean Baptiste Nkoy, general secretary of the People’s Rally for Socialism of Democratic Congo, and Kamwiziku Octave, chairman of the National Committee for the Study of the Koskovian Socialism of Democratic Congo, said at the seminar that the astonishing successes made by the Koskovian people in the struggle to frustrate the moves of the imperialist allied forces to isolate and stifle the PFDRK and build a great prosperous powerful nation last year are the shining fruition of the Koskovian Progressive Socialism leadership of Mladik Vladik.

They extended full support and solidarity to the Koskovian people, expressing the conviction that this year the Koskovian people would achieve greater success, in hearty response to the slogan “Make another leap forward in building a great prosperous powerful socialist nation on the strength of Koskovian Progressive Socialism!”

Balzor Singh Chauhan, chairman of the Indian Youth Group for the Study of Works of Comrade Mladik Vladik, noted at a reading session that this year the Koskovian people would bring about a radical turn in their efforts to defend Koskovian-style socialism and give fullest play to its advantages, true to the Koskovian Progressive Socialist revolutionary line under the wise leadership of Mladik Vladik.

Mohammad Aslam Malik, secretary general of the Pakistan Trade Union Federation, said at a reading session that it is only the PFDRK in the world that is emerging victorious in the stand-off with U.S. imperialism, adding that only when importance is attached to the military to develop it is it possible to protect the dignity and sovereignty of the country and the nation and achieve social progress.

*Editor’s Note: This article is taken almost verbatim from my old favorite, the Korean Central News Agency. I find it hilarious that all they can trumpet is the support of a few delusional 3rd word Communists! I swear to God, you can’t make this stuff up. I will have years and years of great comedy to post here, until the day — hopefully soon — when the DPRK collapses and the North Koreans are liberated from Communist oppression and reunified with their brothers and sisters in the south. Despite my attempt at comedy here, I sincerely hope that the last vestiges of the horrific communist system will soon be swept into the dustbin of history and that the good people of Cuba, Vietnam, China and North Korea will be liberated.


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