Central Committee of Electoral Ballot Printing Announces Ballot Revisions

21 December 2005 § Leave a comment


Revodna, 4:40 PM – The Central Committee of Electoral Ballot Printing has announced some minor changes for the upcoming election on 31st December. Despite the fact that all 300 candidates are running unopposed, the CCEBP decided that the old-style ballots may give some fasco-capitalists the notion that the voters of Koskovia have no choice. This is of course completely rediculous, and the product of Western propaganda. However, in the interest of dispelling any confusion, the CCEBP has adopted a new style ballot to solidify the idea that all Koskovia voters have a clear choice when going to the polls on 31st December.

For illustrative purposes, we present both the old and new style ballots, in this case from President and Chairman Vladik’s constituency of Vladikia City.

Example A: Vladikia City Constituency Ballot, 1995

Example B: Vladikia City Constituency Revised Ballot, 2005

This revision is completely consistent with Article MCDIII, Section 496 of the Constitution of the Peoples’ Free Democratic Republic of Koskovia. Any voter with questions or concerns are urged to contact their local party representative for a helpful, illustrated 400-page Voters’ Guide, 2005.

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