15 December 2005 § Leave a comment
REVODNA, 10:30am — At 10:00am this morning, Chairman of the Executive Council of the Central Committee of the Congress of Peoples’ Deputies Mladik Vladik requested himself — in his other role as President of the Republic — to dissolve the Congress and call for new elections on December 31st of this year. He agreed to his own request and duly signed the Instrument of Dissolution.
At the regular session of the Central Committee of the Congress of Peoples’ Deputies at 11:30am, a small minority of members demanded that the upcoming elections be “free and fair.” Intense but polite debate ensued within the Committee.
UPDATE, 12:30pm: There is no minority faction on the Central Committee. There is nothing amiss in the free, fair, transparent and open Electoral System in Koskovia.
All praise to our Dear Leader, the Mountain Eagle, the Friend to all Children and Races, President of the Republic and Chairman of the Executive Council of the Central Committee Mladik Vladik for making it so!