The Minister of Information Welcomes You!
14 December 2005 § 1 Comment
Thank you for visiting the newly-created site for all things Koskovian! You may have heard that the previous Minister of Information Boris Pugonov accidentally cut his head off while combing his hair. We are very sad at the loss of one of the leaders of the 3rd phase of the Glorius Revolution, which is led by our Dear Leader, the Mountain Eagle, the Friend to All Children and Races, President Mladik Vladik.
To honor the loss of the Minister, we inaugerate this news site for all Koskovians and admirers of our Dear Leader’s philosophy of governance and national unity, as set forth in his best-selling work, “107 1/2 New Ideas for the Continuance of National Unity Under An Ever-Changing Philosophy of the Revolutionary State.”
Enjoy your stay. Remember that all information here is subject to change at any time, without notice. Repeating old information is a criminal offense under the Act For the Preservation of Free and Accurate Information . So be careful! 🙂
Most sincerely Yours,
Minister of Information
Peoples’ Free Democratic Republic of Koskovia