Industrial Output Statistics Corrected

14 December 2005 § Leave a comment

Revodna, 2 pm — The 28-member Committee for the Revision of Unsocialist Statistics has issued its latest report. The Committee voted 27-1 to correct the number of winter boots produced in June, 2001, from a total of 263, to a revised total of 100 million. This means that every single Koskovian now has 10,000 pairs of winter boots!

UPDATE, 2:25 pm — The Committee for the Revision of Unsocialist Statistics now has 27 members, following the resignation of one member due to radiation poisoning.

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