Enemy of the People Krasomyr Somidar Captured!
14 December 2005 § Leave a comment
Krasomyr Somidar, who claimed to be the Minister of Information earlier today, was arrested outside his home and charged as an Enemy of the People. He rather unfortunately committed accidental suicide while in the custody of the State Security Service. Although details are unclear at the moment, his death had something to do with light socket.
The real Minister of Information is Elena Alexandrovna Sarkatova, and always has been, and always will be.
UPDATE: Elena Alexandrovna Sarkatova, who claimed to be the Minister of Information fifty-five seconds ago, has been arrested and charged with Improper Dress By a Comradette.
The real Minister of Information is Ivan Sergeivich Turkov, and always has been, and always will be. [End of Update].