New Minister for Wildlife Preservation and Conservation Appointed
July 16th, 2010 § Leave a Comment

Newly-appointed Minister for Wildlife Preservation and Conservation Mikos Gorak settles into his new office this afternoon.
Revodna, Palace of the People — Following the assassination resignation mauling accidental suicide of Wildlife Minister Hana Schïll on Tuesday, President and Chairman Vladik appointed Deputy Mikos Gorak of Praha District to the vacant post. Mikos Gorak, 44, is an avid outdoorsman who loves animals of all kinds.
“Yes, I love [redacted animals. I especially like [redacted] the endangered ones. They make the best [redacted]. I look forward to leading a new generation of Koskovian [redacted] right to [redacted] all the animals we can find!”
All Koskovians wish the new minister well.