New Documentary Film Released

President and Chairman Vladik outside the tomb of King Marko.

Revodna, 1 p.m. — “Glorifying the Long History of the Nation”, part 21 of documentary film “The Great History”, was produced by the Koskovian Central Documentary and Science Film Studio.

The film impressively tells through historical sites and relics about the immortal exploits President
Mladik Vladik performed by carrying forward and developing the long history and brilliant culture of the Koskovian nation and adding shine to them in the whole period of leading the revolution and construction.

The film contains historic scenes showing the President visiting scenic spots such as Vladik Hill and Mt. Socialist Achievement together with Anti-Capitalist Heroine Hrda Martok and General Secretary Vladik right after the liberation of the country to give instructions on carrying out the work to preserve and manage well historic sites and relics that bear witness to the wisdom and skills of the Koskovian nation and provide meticulous guidance to it.

The film deals with vivid facts that the President made sure that many issues arising at different historical phases including the clarification of the origin of Koskovians, the culture in the areas along the River Vardic, the appearance of Ancient Koskovia, the first slave state, and the year in which Revodna was set up were properly settled and led the work to scientifically explain the history of the Koskovian nation, once distorted and written off.

The film tells the touching story that after seeing to it that the ancestral father of the nation was found out, the President exerted efforts to ensure that King Georg’s Mausoleum, King Yusef’s Mausoleum and King Marko’s Mausoleum were rebuilt as national treasures to be handed down to posterity and showed profound loving care for historians.

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(note: adapted from the (North) Korean Central News Agency, always good for a laugh!

Central Auditing Committee Asks for Records

Jarvik Yugo, chairman of the Central Committee for the Auditing of State and Local Financial and Personnel Records for the Assurance of Accuracy and Completeness.

Revodna, 1 p.m. — The Central Committee for the Auditing of State and Local Financial and Personnel Records for the Assurance of Accuracy and Completeness (CCASLFPRAAC) today forwarded a request to the Chairman of the Executive Council of the Central Committee of the Congress of Peoples’ Deputies Mladik Vladik for records relating to last fall’s financial crisis.

Jarvik Yugo, chairman of the CCASLFPRAAC, indicated that there is no suspicion of wrongdoing on anyone’s part. “We simply want to ensure that our files are complete, and there are some transactions undertaken by the Central Bank for which we have no record.”

President and Chairman Vladik indicated he would order those files forwarded immediately in the spirit of Soclialist unity.

UPDATE: 1:12 p.m.: The Central Filing Depository for Financial and Personnel Records burst into flames this afternoon. The cause of the fire is unknown at this time, although early indications are of an electrical fire caused by renovations on that floor. The electrician in charge has been shot for dereliction of duty. President and Chairman Vladik immediately issued a statement denouncing the fire and lamenting the loss of records.

The fire at the Central Filing Depository for Financial and Personnel Records as seen from the studios of StateTV1.

UPDATE: 1:26 p.m. Jarvik Yugo was tragically killed when he fell down an open elevator shaft. The new chairman of the CCASLFPRAAC, Susa Franjo, has indicated that she has official cancelled her committee’s request for the Central Bank transaction records “as they were most likely destroyed in the fire earlier this afternoon. We thank President and Chairman Vladik for his willingness to coöperate with our committee’s work.”