President Vladik and Deputy President Kulik are hard at work inside the presidential villa at Lake Koskovia this evening, as they have been all week, in furtherance of the Revolution!
Revodna, 5 p.m. — A spokesman for the Ministry of Information reported this afternoon that President and Chairman Vladik has not yet returned to the capital as expected.
In a letter to the Congress of Peoples’ Deputies last week, President Vladik announced his intention to return to Revodna on Monday, 21st January, to resume his duties. Deputy President Kulik travelled to the President’s villa on Lake Koskovia last week. Since then, the presidential palace has been closed while the President and Deputy President confer on various issues.
The ministry spokesman described a telephone call from the Deputy President this morning, which indicated that he and President Vladik were, in his words, “deep in conversation about a variety of topics of interest to all Koskovians.”
Those matters are, naturally, classified.
When asked by the reporter from the Daily Truth as to when the President and Deputy will return to the capital, the spokesman replied: “Soon, although they wish to achieve further collaboration in their common effort to move Koskovia closer towards true Socialism in the months and years ahead.”
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