• POLITICAL LEADERSHIP

    EXECUTIVE:

    President of the Republic: Mladik Vladik

    Deputy President of the Republic: Josef Kulik

    LEGISLATIVE:

    Chairman of the Executive Council of the Central Committee of the Congress of Peoples' Deputies: Mladik Vladik

    Vice-Chairman of the Executive Council of the Central Committee of the Congress of Peoples' Deputies: Josef Kulik

    JUDICIAL:

    Chief Justice of the Completely Independent and Totally Legitimate Supreme Constitutional Court: Vacant (interim Chief Justice: Mladik Vladik)

    ARMED FORCES:

    Chairman of the Joint Military Command Council: Grand Field Marshal Nicolai Ryzkov

    Vice-Chairman of the Joint Military Command Council: Supreme Generalisimo Mladik Vladik

    Deputy Vice-Chairman of the Joint Military Command Council: Generalisimo Josef Kulik

  • Vice-Chairman Praises Pakistani Leader

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    Pakistani President General Pervez Musharraf, a true friend to liberty, freedom, and Koskovia!

    Revodna, 7 p.m. — Vice-Chairman of the Executive Council of the Central Committee Josef Kulik today offered his praise for the Paragon of Virtue, Friend to Democracy, and Great Liberator of His People President General Pervez Musharraf of Pakistan!This past weekend, the President General suspended the Constitution of Pakistan in an effort to combat the terrorist judges of the Pakistani Supreme Court.

    The President General assured the Vice-Chairman that under no circumstances did he take this action to forestall the impending nullification of the recent presidential election, as alleged in the decadent and racist western press. Naturally, the Vice-Chairman took the President General at his word.Indeed, there are lessons to be learned from the actions of the President General.

    The Vice-Chairman reiterated the need to keep strict control over “activist judges” in Koskovia, who occasionally attempt to enforce the law in contradiction to the wishes of the government! Such a situation is, of course, absurd and must be guarded against at all times. We Koskovians, true friends to Pakistan, thank the Pakistani leader for such a lesson!

    Pakistani police
    Pakistani police restore law and order to an illegal meeting of terrorist judges (at the Pakistani Supreme Court Building).

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