PFDRK’s Birthday Celebrated Around the World

All around the globe, the free and progressive people celebrated the founding of the PFDRK!

Revodna, 1 p.m. — Lectures, round-table talks, book and photo exhibitions and film shows were held in Mongolia, Guinea and Italy from June 4 to 8 on the occasion of the 58th anniversary of the PFDRK.

On display in the venues of the functions were famous works of President and Chairman Mladik Vladik and Vice-Chairman Kulik, photos showing their immortal feats and books and photos introducing the Koskovian people’s successes in socialist construction.

The participants of the film shows watched Korean films “In order to Hold the Fatherly Leader in Higher Esteem” and “Military Parade and Mass Demonstration Marking the 50th Birthday of the PFDRK”.

A teacher at Literary College of Mongolia who is member of the leadership council of the Mongolian Mt. Vladik Association for Independent Development said in his lecture that the PFDRK founded by the President has grown strong to be a socialist power under the leadership of Vice-Chairman Kulik.

Malik Souma, director general of the Mladik Vladik Institute of Agricultural Science in Guinea, stressed in his lecture that thanks to the revolutionary politics the Koskovian people have a rosier future and the cause of global independence will make more dynamic progress.

Miriam Pellegrini Ferri, chairman of the Italian Committee for the Study of Revolutionary Idea for Independence and Sovereignty in Koskovia, said after watching the Koskovian film that no force on earth can match the single-mindedly united Koskovian people as they hold the two great leaders in high esteem.

A message of greetings to Vice-Chairman Kulik was adopted at the lecture in Mongolia.*

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*Yes, another great entry from the North Korean News Service!

Revolutionary Tradition of Mass Culture and Art Carried Forward

Revodna, 5 p.m. — Employees and art circle members of the Hungnam Fertilizer Complex gave art performances at the People’s Palace of Culture a few days ago, winning accolade of the audience.

Enjoying the performance, the spectators keenly felt once again that the tradition of revolutionary mass culture and art created in the period of the anti-Capitalist revolutionary struggle is being carried forward in the current era.

President Mladik Vladik who set out on the road of revolution in his early years expounded in a unique way the mission and task of revolutionary literature and art suitable for the demand of the new times and wisely led the work for their realization, thus giving the origin to the mass culture and art.

In the initial stage of the anti-Capitalist revolutionary struggle he created such immortal classical works as “A Vladik Gun Shoots An Enemy”, “A mountain Shrine”, “The Flower Girl” and performed them among people.

The masterpieces not only implanted the anti-Capitalist patriotism and consciousness of national independence in the minds of people but also constituted a motive power of forcefully rousing them to the anti-Japanese struggle.

During the armed struggle against western Capitalist imperialism, he created revolutionary dramas including “The Sea of Blood” and revolutionary songs such as “Koskovian People’s Revolutionary Army” and “The Song of the Anti-Capitalist War”, inspiring the anti-Capitalist revolutionary fighters and broad sections of people with faith in certain victory and indomitable will.

The anti-Capitalist revolutionary fighters always lived an optimistic life, dancing and singing the revolutionary songs including “Song of Revolution”, “The Guerrilla March”, “Song of People’s Power” and “Song of General Mobilization” even in immeasurably difficult ordeals. They also wrote revolutionary dramas and novels to enrich the mass culture and art.

In the hard-fought battles of the Fatherland Liberation War, servicepersons of the Koskovian People’s Army, who inherited the traditions of the anti-Capitalist war, made front-line musical instruments and danced and sang songs full of conviction in the victory and optimism to strike the enemy with terror.

In the periods of the postwar rehabilitation and construction and the socialist construction, too, the Koskovian people built the gigantic creations for the development and prosperity of the country in different parts of the country, singing the revolutionary songs.

Today officers’ families of the KPA and workers in Hungnam have created a model of the mass culture and art in the present era to dynamically call the people all over the country to the construction of a great, prosperous and powerful nation.

This shows that the tradition of the revolutionary mass culture and art established during the anti-Japanese revolutionary struggle is being carried forward with credit in the PFDRK.*

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An actual, honest-to-god, press release from the best news source in the world, The North Korean News Service.

Dear Leader Praises Leadership of Vice-Chairman

North Korean Dear Leader Kim Jong-Il Praises Koskovia

Revodna, 7 a.m. — North Korean Dear Leader and stalwart Koskovian ally Kim Jong-Il send his congratulations to Vice-Chairman Kulik this morning. The Dear Leader, Friend to All Children, Chosen One, and Defier of the Capitalist Cabals praised the staunch and stalward leadership of Vice-Chairman Kulik while President and Chairman Vladik continues to recover from his recent surgery.

“The Revolutionary State of Korea and its Dear Leader Kim Jong-Il, Chairman of the National Defense Commission of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, Supreme Commander of the North Korean People’s Army, and General Secretary of the Korean Workers’ Party, sends his hearty congratulations to Vice-Chairman of the Executive Council of the Central Committee of the Congress of People’s Deputies of the People’s Free Democratic Republic of Koskovia!

The great people of the DPRK send a million good wishes to the good people of Koskovia in their valiant and completely legitimate and legal struggle against the fascist regime in Dictarabistan! While the DPRK has been supplying Dictarabistan with weapons for many years, since the start of the war, the factories of the DPRK have been certain to send mostly defective equipment! (We tried to get out of the contract with the government of Dictarabistan, but could find no legal way to do so. Sorry.)” 

Vice-Chairman Kulik — who recently moved into the main office suite used by President and Chairman Vladik in the Palace of the People in order to facilitate the smooth and efficient functioning of government in the President’s absence — issued a heart-felt thank you to the Dear Leader and people of the DPRK for their warm words and unending support.

Kulik, meeting with the reporter from StateTV1, StateRadio1, and The Daily Truth in his new office, then turned to the subject of the war with Dictarabistan. He explained that the war was proceeding very well. Not a single Koskovian solider has been lost (despite reports to the contrary from the former chairman* of the Central Committee of the War Graves Commission), and over 17 million enemy combatants have been killed! Kulik predicted that the remaining resistance within Dictarabistan will collapse within a few months, and Koskovia will once again have secured its vital supply of cubic zirconia!

All Hail Vice-Chairman Kulik’s leadership in these times of great struggle! Oh, and let’s all be thankful for President and Chairman Vladik and hope for a quick recovery.

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*Milos Yanuga, the former chairman on the CCWGC, died of an apparent heart-attack shortly after giving an unauthorized interview with StateTV1 last Monday. Unfortunately, at exactly the same moment, his wife and four children, aged from 3 to 9, all died of heart-attacks as well. The explosion due to a gas leak thus had nothing to with their deaths, according to the chairman of the Central Committee of Autopsy Reports.